Babies
The Toilet Water Saga Continues…
Oh boy…I need to hire 24/7 security for our bathrooms, so that as Z shows up they can turn her back around to go play with her toys; to do what kids do. Yesterday morning, as the kids were getting ready for school, I heard S scream in his bathroom, “Z, what are you doing in there? OMG, you are drinking water out of the toilet!?!?!?”
I was fuming, smoke oozing out of my ears. I turned red, and since I have really dark skin it’s pretty amazing that you could see the red in my face. I was not ready for what I saw, so I fumbled. Here is the conversation between Z and I. Keep in mind, she is 19 months old.
Me: “Holly Smokes, Z what are you doing?” Her dress is wet, her hands are drenched in toilet water, and she has toilet water all over her face.
Z: In her soft baby voice…speaking in Spanglish. “But I wan agua.”
And here I am trying to decide if I should respond in English, Spanish or Yoruba. So I mixed them all up.
Me: “No no no no! No toilet agua for you..drink! Ki lo de.” (Ki lo de = Why?)
Z: She gave me the confused look. Like WTF was that? Because right now, you are bad at all three languages.
G: Laughing uncontrollably in the background, shaking his head and wondering what happened to my brain and speech.
Man! I picked her up, washed her and santized her hands. I can’t santize her mouth now…can I?
Have a fab friday and enjoy your weekend!
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Lock the bathroom door, and take comfort in the fact that at her age she is just strengthening her immune system.
Can’t write much - I’m laughing too much!
loL!!!! My sista, that is what these kids do - the unimaginable! That was too funny, but I feel your frustration as Bomboy believes that the toilet bowl is a great place to splash water!
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LOL auntie folake that is the most funniest thing in the world and I kissed her,you didn”t even tell me in nigeria!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL